God Hates Unicorns Merchandise
I KNOW $5 SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF MONEY FOR 1 CONDOM BUT OUR FANS ARE NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE SO THEY ALMOST NEVER GET LAID ANYWAYS.
BY A CONDOM OR 2 AND HELP CONTROL THE UNICORN POPULATION.
This is a real reliable, usable, and wearable condom with the logo of your favorite band on the package!
Your sex times will feel as smooth and sexy as the music of God Hates Unicorns.